Many of the texts are just plain gross but others are hilarious. Above all it makes me incredibly grateful that texting didn't exist when I was in college. Phones were tragic enough. Texting is officially so much worse.
So far I like these:
- "i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section"
- "sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night"
- "i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out."
I don't know how long I'll find this site amusing but it sure is cracking me up tonight.