ME: Ok, so who do you consider hot?
FEMALE CO-WORKER: James Franco.
ME: Ehh. I don't get him. He's always looks like he's seriously ill. (Tapping away at iPhone Googling images of James Franco)
ME: (Handing phone over) Here, find a pic that you consider hot.
FEMALE CO-WORKER: How about this one?
ME: Sorry. Nothing.
FEMALE CO-WORKER: Yeah, he is kinda sickly but he's hot in Spiderman. What about you? Who are your Top 5 in Hotness?
ME: Oh, I gotta go Clooney.
FEMALE CO-WORKER: Eww, I don't like George Clooney. Besides, I think he's gay.
ME: HEY! The gays can have anyone they want except Clooney. I draw the line there. No Clooney!!
MALE CO-WORKER: Yeah, I gave them Travolta years ago.
LESBIAN CO-WORKER: What about me? I'm gay. Can I have Clooney.
ME: Yes. I think you've found a loop hole. Congratulations!