Yesterday, while listening to NPR, I learned that March is now being marketed as the perfect time for a vasectomy. Guess why...really...guess. It's because of basketball. Men have finally figured out that they can take a couple of days off work, to recuperate from the procedure, and watch all of those basketball games that are played during their pesky work week. I have to admit that I admire the ingenuity. God knows if there were a Jane Austen Madness or an annual Dexter marathon, I'd volunteer for an incredibly simple procedure with a recuperation that depends entirely upon sitting still for a couple of days with a bag of frozen peas in my lap.
I like it. You go boys!
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((crossing legs))
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