The Starbucks oracle thinks I'm "lame" because I eschew goddamn venti half-caf soy lattes and opt instead for a regular coffee. (I failed to tell the oracle that I actually like my Starbucks coffee diluted with hot water because their slop is so bitter.)Lame and proud of it!
I'm "clueless." Who knew?
My "Tall Passion Fruit Iced Tea" makes me High Maintenance. :(
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