Has anyone seen my period? Seriously. Aunt Flo never showed up. This has never happened to me before. I realize this is way too much information but what the heck is going on? There is no chance of pregnancy and I haven't had any midnight visits from God or angels so it's all very strange.
Do you think I'm perimenopausal? Oh God, is it that time already? According to iVillage I'm probably not perimenopausal but they did refer me to this site. *sigh*.
Shhhhhh. Can you hear that sound? I think I hear the faint sound of my uterus crying out this tune.
... and look, there she is now taking her final bow.