Do you think I'm perimenopausal? Oh God, is it that time already? According to iVillage I'm probably not perimenopausal but they did refer me to this site. *sigh*.
Shhhhhh. Can you hear that sound? I think I hear the faint sound of my uterus crying out this tune.
... and look, there she is now taking her final bow.
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You know, based on my, er, EXTENSIVE visit from Aunt Flo this month, I'd have to say I'm getting your period in addition to mine!
Sorry, Norman.
Oh my gosh...you and Shandon both crack me up.
Dutifully fulfilling my expected role, I have a few remarks:
B/w you and Shandon, I have, respectively, what appears to be a wizened Conan O'Brien in drag and THE SHINING's elevator. *shudder*
I believe, by her comment, Shandon has implicitly offered her surrogacy services should you want -- again, *shudder* -- children.
Finally, your site has been tagged for objectionable content.
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