"I feel like cookies and cake but I'm having water instead. Life is so unfulfilling."
Then this happened:
Somebody must have been swapping out light tubes at work last night. Unfortunately they didn't finish the job and left parts of the overhead light all over my table. When a co-worker asked about it and I explained I said, typically overreacting "What kind of maniac just stops working and wanders off? Was there a fire drill or something? What the hell?" My co-worker looked at me and deadpanned "I wish you were a comic strip." I wasn't sure how to respond to that. I just hope I'm not a Cathy.