Friday, December 14


I've been MIA lately. Sorry. I've just got lots on my mind and little time to jot any humorous anecdotes down. Here's a taste of the crap flying through my head these days:
  • Oh my God, I have a completely new job. Where do I start?
  • Oh my God, I'm so behind on Christmas shopping.
  • I'm so clueless on world events these days. How do I catch up?
  • Which Presidential candidate will screw me the least?
  • I can't wait to see Sweeney Todd.
  • Why does Sexyback still make me shake my tail feather at the office Holiday party?
  • Damn! 3 hours of dancing and my knees still ache.
  • I'm getting old.
  • I think I like Alicia Keys now... what changed?
  • I wanna crochet.
  • I wanna read.
  • How can I avoid going to a mall?
  • I saved 2 cents per gallon today by filling up my tank this morning.
  • How will I find time to get to the post office tomorrow?
  • Only one week 'til vacation! YEA!!
  • When will my favorite boss get promoted so I can work for her again?
  • Why am I so tired?
  • Oprah officially annoys me.
  • I miss The Daily Show
  • Where should I put all of the new wrapping paper?
  • I'm relieved that 9-5 meeting on Tuesday was cancelled but I'm pissed that I did all of that prep work for nothing.
  • He should have listened to us last week when we told him Tuesday was no good.
  • When will he go away so we can go back to being an efficient, decisive organization with direction and decent communication?
  • Am I becoming sexist because I prefer to work the women in my division?
  • Do I really prefer working with women or is it just a coincidence that the only people who bug me at work happen to be men?
  • Who was the weird guy at the Holiday party last night dancing all over the place?
  • Who was the tramp doing back bends on the dance floor?
  • I'm glad he said "Sorry, I'm out of dollar bills."
  • Was it inappropriate to mention all of the workplace theft to the big boss?
  • Did my hair get caught in that chair or did the big boss seriously pull my hair during the update?
  • Is it possible for a friend to be even too gay for me?
  • What should I get for mom, dad, bro, SIL for Christmas?
  • I'm so bummed that the CD case she gave me was empty. It's possible I might actually like Mary J. Blige.
  • Sweet Jesus, am I becoming an R&B/Hip Hop fan? *shudder*
  • I'm cold.
  • How late can I sleep in tomorrow?
  • How much can I pack into Sunday so the rest of the week is easier?
  • I have to figure out what I'm getting and when those stores open so I can be finished as early as possible.
  • Should I go to work on the 24th so I don't have to count it as a vacation day?
  • I really don't want to see my dumb Grandfather at Christmas. Maybe his sight is finally going and he won't notice me avoiding him.
  • What was with that weird Christmas card?
  • Should I keep the grey throw or exchange it for another color?
  • Are the Packers on TV this weekend?
  • I'm so disappointed in those moronic baseball players.
  • I have GOT to get my Christmas cards out this weekend.
  • Was it rude to mention what a great idea I thought it was to send gifts from Restoration Hardware to somebody who has finished his shopping for us?
  • What the hell am I supposed to buy for co-workers? Which ones do I buy for? Why didn't I mention the "no gifts" rule earlier?
  • When will I find time to pick up my newly framed stuff?
  • Why did I spend so much on them?
  • The tree smells nice.
  • I have to return those Netflix movies.
  • Why don't I have Showtime on Demand so I can watch Dexter?
  • What should I wear tomorrow?
  • I like this song.
  • I need to pick out a new calendar. It's probably too late to get one I like.
  • This Writer's Strike needs to settle. It's going to effect my '08. :(
  • I need to slow down and notice the pretty stuff.
  • Am I too negative?
  • I have to do my five-year-plan.
  • I have to review that contract on Monday.
  • I've got to do my expenses on Monday.
  • Should I book the January trip now?
  • How can I help her calm down?
  • It's too much.
  • I'm lucky to have such easy "problems".
  • I shouldn't complain.
  • This post is too long and boring for anyone to actually read through.
  • Oh well...
That's why I haven't been able to focus and come up with an interesting post. These thoughts won't leave me alone. Sorry to drag you into it.


kb said...

Not too long or boring for me. I read every single thing you wrote. I told you that card was a bit off! And, I agree, we should all take the time to enjoy the pretty things. Sometimes they are the most important things!

shandon said...

And I wonder why *I* have trouble sleeping! ;-)