Big Whore

I had fun at the races. I won a $25 gift certificate to Macy's. It was perfect. I had planned to stop by the mall to pick up my favorite lipstick anyway. I called my mom earlier in the day because she is always in the know as to which stores are featuring cosmetic gift-with-purchase promotions, or "prizes" as she so optimistically calls them. My lipstick came with a "prize" at Macy's so it was a fortuitous day.

Every time I buy this lipstick I laugh because Heidi once said to me "What's the lipstick you like called? "Big whore" is it?" One day I really must sidle up to a Clinique counter and demand a tube of "Big Whore...and make it snappy!".