Monday, April 10

We're a family company and we hate your family

So, I finally took the time to read our guidelines for "Bring Your Kids To Work Day". You should see the rules. It's basically a list of how my company is not liable for anything anyone ever does in the history of time.

The bottom line is that I'm apparently not allowed to bring my niece and nephew because 1) they are not my kids and 2) they are too young. Whatever! I've already asked my brother to bring them by for lunch that day. Besides my boss won't care., how can I really cause some trouble? Maybe I'll have the kids run through the halls with scissors or something! Yeah that's it...

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