Friend: Ok, can we discuss the greatest ratings grabber ever?
Lucy: What's that?
Friend: The Producers of Dancing with the Stars hiring Heather Mills so we can all watch her leg fly off! I CAN'T WAIT!
Lucy: I know I'm tuning in.
We're not the only ones. How great is this?!
I know, I'm probably going to hell in a hand basket, but COME ON! This could be great!
I sincerely hope she plans on using a better leg than this one: