Do you ever come so close to saying something inappropriate that you actually blush?
I was walking over to the printer and waved to a friend. Out of the corner of my eye I saw someone sitting on the couch. I looked down and came WAY to close to blurting out "Holy Crap are you cute!" or "Hot Guy in the lobby!". Frankly, both comments went blazing through my head in a terrible jumble.
It's times like this that I thank God that I don't have Tourettes.