Wednesday, October 25

Why I'll burn in hell


Due to a ridiculous work schedule, the powers brought lunch in for us. While scanning the options, the following conversation took place:

Temp: They just passed gay marriage in New Jersey!
Lucy: Oh, that's great! Sorry about the New Jersey part though.
Temp: It's so exciting!
All: ...
Lucy: More importantly, is that chicken salad or tuna salad?
Other co-worker: Did you really just say that?
Lucy: Sorry... priorities!!

(Let's be clear, one of my best friends happens to be gay and even he would understand the urgency of selecting the correct free lunch and the need to stay focused.
I do realize I'll burn though.)

1 comment:

Chris said...

That cracks me up. Great priorities!!! :-)