Thursday, July 27

In case you're wondering

Thought I'd give Annie's questionnaire a try. Here goes:

What is your salad dressing of choice? The blue cheese dressing at the Northwoods Inn. There's definitely crack mixed in there.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Carl's Jr. for burgers and McDonald's for fries. Oh come on! It's clearly another crack you aren't addicted too?!
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Lately, I've been into PF Chang's.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15-20%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Beans of any kind, brussel sprouts & cooked spinach ( I like it raw).
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Chow Mein
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers and onions.
What do you like to put on your toast? Boysenberry jam
What is your favorite type of gum? Orbitz (But I can't chew gun anymore 'cause I'm ancient and I have TMJ and it hurts my jaw)

Number of contacts in your cell phone? A few dozen maybe?
Number of contacts in your email address book? Maybe 50 or so
What is your wallpaper on your computer? At work it's a Fantasia Mickey with a big evil fire breathing monster towering over him because that's how I feel sometimes at work. At home it's a lighthouse pic that I got off
What is your screensaver on your computer? Some work thing I have no choice over. At home, well I just don't remember.
How many televisions are in your house? Three
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Orange juicer
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? NPR
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Eyes, skin (so I guess the answer is "my head")
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? Sure
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Wisdom teeth and some spot on my shoulder the dermatologist didn't like. Oh, and I had a dreadful "female procedure" I won't describe here but I can tell you it involved the scariest piece of medical equipment I've even seen.
Would you like to? I have a friend who claims if she had three wishes she'd want world peace, $100 million and all unwanted hair to disappear from her body forever. I kinda like that idea as well.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Not normally
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? I have a pretty good ear but being raised in a loud home I sometimes don't hear people because I'm concentrating.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Never
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My niece
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Oh yeah! I slipped on a bag in my childhood bedroom and woke up with Dad freaking out shouting "Breathe, breathe!!!". I had a spectacular bike accident with my brothers best friend's older brother. Two bikes colliding, it was ugly. I remember waking up and asking why there was horses mane on the street. Turns out it was my hair. Musta got caught in the someone's spokes...I don't know. I also fell off a rope swing into a ditch and was dumped in the back yard by my "friends". Wow! The summer of '75 was rough!

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Uh, NO!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I don't thing I would. It's not that I love my name so much. I just think my friends would get tired of me never responding to my new name.
How do you express your artistic side? lately, cross stitching and baking
What color do you think you look best in? unfortunately, pink
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? About 15 minutes
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Yes. In fact, last night while making my "light" chocolate shake I thought I saw a runaway mini chocolate chip. I was about to throw it down the hatch when I realized it had wings. It was a fly! Ewww. Can you imagine? Expecting chocolatey goodness and... blechhhh!!! If I'd eaten it I swear I would have barfed for a week straight.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? No! Ewwww again!
How often do you go to church? When some ceremony demands it. Enough with the weddings and baptisms people!!! Sheesh!
Have you ever saved someone├é’s life? Every day on the cursed freeway of fools!
Has someone ever saved yours? Yes

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Nope
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Maybe
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Hell yeah!
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? No, and you should thank me for it.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Maybe
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? I might shave my head but forget about the waxing.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yes

1 comment:

shandon said...

I'm disturbed by your enthusiastic "Hell yeah!" response to the inquiry about never blogging again.

I, for one, will never offer you that $50,000. I look forward to your posts too much.